Covid screwed us all, and our team, Rocket Smiles, truly wanted to help… but how? We found out that the best we could do was to give people a way to express their anger against Covid in a fun and healthy manner.

Because we think that, when hurt, sometimes the best way to cope with it is by laughing, and doing so with our friends and family. This product is for yourself and for others, to give as a gift, and bring other people to laugh with you.

A gift to share happiness, but also the hope that, thank to vaccines, this 2021 WE ARE GOING TO KICK COVID’S ASS!

We have overcome a lot; social distancing, quarantines and, of course, a lack of toilet paper everywhere!!! With this campaign not only will you be saved from running out of toilet paper once again, BUT ALSO YOU WILL ENJOY EVERY WIPE AS NEVER BEFORE!

To make our project possible, we need your help.

Face Covid with your bottom!

The Toilet Paper; let’s fight Covid one ass wipe at a time!

• Two ply, so that it is a beautiful experience to use our TP
• White sheet
• Full color design of the Coronavirus, you will believe you have that blasted virus at your service down there!

It comes in a nice suited box:

• White background
• Original full color Fuck Covid design
• All the info you need
• IT’S MADE WITH RECYCLED MATERIALS
• You can alway use our box to prank your friends! Use it as a fake present box. Put a gift in it and try not to laugh as you see your friend open a Fuck Covid box and pull out the real present!!!

You don’t want to put Covid in your butt? That’s fine, we have found other purposes for our TP:

• You can kick it
• You can use it to measure social distancing
• You can give it to people that are recovering from Covid so they too can get back at the cursed virus

• If you sneeze in public, you can use our TP to clean your nose! (disclaimer: this won’t prevent everyone from running away in fear, believing you got Coronavirus)
• You can toilet paper your house!!! Why would you want to do that? We don’t know!

Help the WHO

We didn’t just want to make this product available as a symbolic help, but to make it a true aid against Covid and share part of the profit with an organization that needs all the support we can give.

With your contribution you won’t just be helping us, but others as well. 5% of profit will go to the Covid Response Fund, to help the World Health Organization in its effort to contain the pandemic.

Shipping fees

Shipping will start as soon as the campaign is over for all our early backers. The shipping fees may vary depending on the pledge you choose. Remember that we have great pledges with free shipping in the US, UK and Chile.

SUPER EARLY WIPE, 1 ROLL+BOX (US/UK/CHILE): FREE SHIPPING!

Regular fees:

US: $6

Chile: $6

UK: $6

Other countries: $12

Help us send a message to Covid:

Fuck Covid!

FAQ COVID!

Q: Is the Fuck Covid Toilet Paper infectious?

A: No, it isn’t. But we do not recommend to share used tissues with friends!

Q: Can I use the Fuck Covid Toilet Paper to sneeze.

A: Sure, you can use it for whatever you want. Just remember to shout FUCK COVID! while using it.

Q: Does the Fuck Covid Toilet Paper comes in other designs?

A: Not yet, but there’s always the option to expand the line if we see enough interest (and if this damned virus keeps on messing with our lives!)

Q: When do I get my DAMN toilet paper!?

A: It depends, if you are an early backer, we will ship it immediately after the campaign is done! If you decided to wait to back the project (why would you do that!?) we will ship it two months after the campaign is done.

Fuck Covid Toilet Paper at development

PLAY

Thank You!

We want to Fuck Covid, but we definitely don’t want to fuck you! Everything will be handled by professionals that can guarantee you the best top quality product for your money, always at your disposal to answer questions and doubts. You can see that the toilet paper is already in production, so it will be ready for delivery for those that chose EARLY PLEDGES once the campaign is over. Thank you for your support making this crazy product possible and helping us deliver a message against Covid with humor and fun! YOU RULE and, once again,…

Fuck Covid!

Risks and challenges

• Our challenge is to reach people worldwide, we think we’re all in this together and together we must stand and send our message across the world, no matter country, sex or race. We have previous experience managing social media, so we know we can have a great reach!

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